May 2013
peetasboxers:
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
turntekgodhead:
turntekgodhead:
WHY ARE CUTIES SO HARD TO PEEL
GUYS
captainamericaishot:
ladies and gents, the ass is back
terezi:
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
they were watching...
illogical-tribble:
iflops:
Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:
Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing
Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing
McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—
Spock: *insert sass here*
McCoy: *insert more sass here*
Kirk: *goes and does the thing*
Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*
Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*
Sulu: *sass engaged at warp...
dielife:
soapiie:
simonmarshallcolfer:
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
vriksaserket:
vriksaserket:
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss
terminallycheesy:
couragethecowardlyblogger:
i finally understand the meaning of robin hood
he’s robbin
for the people in the hood
basedgaben:
When you find a fresh new reaction image and you search desperately for any possible way you can use it
unwrittenlaw5:
do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
geardway:
THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER
vampirequeen:
bonnibelbubblegum:
IRAN OUT OF DORITOS
lameborghini:
the secret to having lots of friends is to nonstop talk about caesar salad wherever you go
