freewilledangels:

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

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steverogersbooty:

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#OHGOD

margaery-tyrell:

deannastroi:

that girl you saw crying today? she was crying over bucky barnes.

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geniusbillionairesassmaster:

gyzym:

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 (x)

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Jesus christ Steve way to say it like an understatement. *sam holds the door* "Thanks man, hey mind if I suck your dick? Bad time? Alright I'll come back later."

kehinki:

any and every excuse to suck his dick

"Dinner was delicious—lemme suck your dick."

"You taking a shower? You want a blowjob first?"

"Thanks for driving. Road head?"

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#cackles #samsteve

alexandertalisker:

commanderderp:

lastofthetimeladies:

#Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper

reblogging for he’d probably give it to Pepper

He’d definitely give at least 12% to pepper

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psyducked:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”???? 

I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth

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#um

<3 I’m speechless. Just… <3

Kind of poetic I know <3

em1ree:

igavethatbitchalink:

em1ree:

igavethatbitchalink:

em1ree:

igavethatbitchalink:

em1ree:

igavethatbitchalink:

em1ree:

can sam have a dog

i feel like sam would have a bulldog

THAT STEVE WOULD COME OVER SPECIFICALLY TO SEE

UH YES OBVS

steve would TOTALLY just come over and sam would be like “hi steve” and steve would be like “hi sam WHERE’S YOUR DOG AH THERE’S YOUR DOG WHAT A SWEET PUP”

Going on morning runs and with Steve yelling “EVEN YOUR DOG IS FASTER THAN YOU!” while whisking past Sam

SAM BEING JEALOUS OF HIS DOG

YES BECAUSE WELL SHIT STEVE I WANT KISSES ALL OVER MY FACE TOO, I WANT TO BE CARESSED STEVE, IM A GOOD BOY STEVE

STEVE I DON’T SLOBBER LIKE HE DOES C’MON STEVE C’MON C’MON C’MON

I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY FETCH BUT I CAN SUCK YOUR DICK STEVE

and that’s when Steve VERY RELUCTANTLY leaves Sam’s dog

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#samsteve #headcanon #this is a MESS #emily

*whines and lays on your lap* rumlow and steveeee ):

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#starbones #*WHINES LOUDER*