don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers
that girl you saw crying today? she was crying over bucky barnes.
any and every excuse to suck his dick
"Dinner was delicious—lemme suck your dick."
"You taking a shower? You want a blowjob first?"
"Thanks for driving. Road head?"
#Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper
reblogging for he’d probably give it to Pepper
He’d definitely give at least 12% to pepper
those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”????
I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth
<3 I’m speechless. Just… <3
Kind of poetic I know <3
can sam have a dog
i feel like sam would have a bulldog
THAT STEVE WOULD COME OVER SPECIFICALLY TO SEE
UH YES OBVS
steve would TOTALLY just come over and sam would be like “hi steve” and steve would be like “hi sam WHERE’S YOUR DOG AH THERE’S YOUR DOG WHAT A SWEET PUP”
Going on morning runs and with Steve yelling “EVEN YOUR DOG IS FASTER THAN YOU!” while whisking past Sam
SAM BEING JEALOUS OF HIS DOG
YES BECAUSE WELL SHIT STEVE I WANT KISSES ALL OVER MY FACE TOO, I WANT TO BE CARESSED STEVE, IM A GOOD BOY STEVE
STEVE I DON’T SLOBBER LIKE HE DOES C’MON STEVE C’MON C’MON C’MON
I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY FETCH BUT I CAN SUCK YOUR DICK STEVE
and that’s when Steve VERY RELUCTANTLY leaves Sam’s dog